pumpkinsdean:

• ‘we both got kicked out of our rooms because our roommates are having sex so now we’re standing in the hallway avoiding each other’ AU
• 'I heard you singing backstreet boys at 3am and decided to sing along oops’ AU
• ’ holy shit i’m in the wrong car’ AU
• LASER TAG AU
• ‘Omg I can’t believe you still listen to CDs let me help you digitize’ AU
• ’ I know you steal my wifi to watch porn but it’s kinda hot idk’ AU
• 'My pet really hates your pet’ AU
• ’ Customer that knows wayyyy more than the brand new employee please help me out’ AU
• 'I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD” AU
• 'dude i know we don’t know each other but my swim trunks came off when i jumped in the water can you grab them for me’ AU
• ”it’s 2am and i’m drunk and i need some goddamn french fries right now so open your fucking door’ AU
• SWIM TEAM AU
• 'got mistaken for a celebrity by the celebrity’s biggest fan’ AU
• 'this person just fell asleep on me in the subway but they’re cute so whatever’ AU
• 'sorry i set the fire alarm in our building off again for the forty-eighth time i was trying to cook’ AU
• 'so YOU’RE the douchebag who keeps mowing their lawn while i’m trying to sleep’ AU
• 'I know nothing about camping will you help me i think i heard a bear’ au
• WINDOW WASHER AU 
• 'we’re literally the only two kids who ride this school bus maybe we should carpool or make out or something’ AU
• 'I hired you off craigslist to be my date for a wedding’ AU
•  ’I’m a werewolf but I’m embarrassed to tell you because my wolf form is more like a chihuahua’ AU
• 'we both tried to rob a bank at the same time’ AU

ALL THE AU’S (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧